THE FISH HAVE SPOKEN
Bloop.
Introducing the world’s first Film & TV rating system created entirely by… fish!
Catch of the Day: Awards Worthy
- Grade: A
- Stars: 5
Good, Just Good: A solid fish flick.
- Grade: B
- Stars: 4
Whatever: Floating in the middle.
- Grade: C
- Stars: 3
Warning: Swim at your own risk.
- Grade: D
- Stars: 2
Toilet Friendly: Flush it forever.
- Grade: F
- Stars: 1
Our fish are surprisingly familiar with studio productions.
Every film reviewed will be heavily scrutinized and graded by the following rubric:
Story
- Originality – Characters – Character Arcs – Plot – Pacing – Subtext – World Building
Performances
- Main Actors – Supporting Actors
Writing
- Dialogue – Exposition
Cinematography
- Lighting – Framing – Camera Movement – Depth of Field
Editing
- Continuity – Pacing – Transitions
Music & Sound Design
- Score – Soundtrack – SFX/Foley – Sound Mixing
*For Musicals: Original Music – Vocal Performances – Lyrical Storytelling
Color Grading & VFX
Set Designs
Makeup & Wardrobe
Direction
- Visual Storytelling
*When applicable: Stunts – Choreography
How is it that a fish can review movies? We’ve saved that discussion for a later tide.
We strive for a happy aquatic life by uniting film fans no matter their shape, size, scales, or number of tentacles, one review at a time.
Bloop.