FUZZY ORIGINS
Bloop bloop bloop…
Our team of select marine biologists, led by Dr. Tuna, is paving the way for today’s most fundamental technology for life on planet earth:
Project Deep Blue Silver.
It all started back when Dr. Tuna figured out a way to communicate with his pet fish, Fuzzy.
But, for some reason, all Fuzzy wanted to speak about was movies and TV shows. If my memory serves correctly, early conversations went something like this:
Dr. Tuna:
So, Fuzzy, how about a nice swim in a saltwater bath?
Fuzzy:
How can anyone consider A Fish Called Wanda to be a comedy?! It’s clearly a slasher film! False advertisement!
Well, Fuzzy mostly complained about how his view was distorted and the audio sounded like he was inside a fish bowl, which is exactly where he was.
Since that moment, Dr. Tuna spent all his time and resources on developing technology to enhance Fuzzy’s viewing experience.
He later realized…
The fate of all existence depended on this technology.
An earth shattering number of fish swam the seas harboring a negative toxicity that threatened to pollute the very waves.
To cleanse the polluted waters and ensure a peaceful coexistence with humanity, Dr. Tuna had to do the unthinkable.
Develop the world’s first underwater movie theater designed for… fish.
Not every fish was happy, as some movies left fish disappointed after certain viewings, raising toxicity to new levels.
Therefore, in order to maintain the peace in the deep dark blue, we fish had to take matters into our own fins… Develop the world’s first rating system for our aquatic film fans.
Humans are welcome too.
